Originally posted by milanbenes
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So they get off on having their tits sucked by a monkey.
It takes all sorts, just look at Threaded?
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I saw that...
First you see lots of cute baby monkeys playing with children, and being breast-fed by woman.
Then you see a pile of assorted charred adult monkey body parts, a head is held to camera with Indian saying brain is very tasty.
Next day they go hunting with darts and kill Monkeys. Close-up of live baby monkey with arms around dead parent monkey being held by Indian. Indian says they will feed/raise baby then release it into wild.
I guess this is what Greens mean by sustainable lifestyle.
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I'm sure Zeitghost would happily oblige by eating some of your support monkeys.Originally posted by lORD lUCANYou sure they weren't the monkeys in IT Support, I have a very
similar scenario going on here, except for the eating bit.
we have the 3RD FLOOR for that.
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You sure they weren't the monkeys in IT Support, I have a veryOriginally posted by interestedYes. At first they were saying monkeys were revered (hence the breastfeeding) and now they seem to be either eating them or firing darts at them.
Confused.
similar scenario going on here, except for the eating bit.
we have the 3RD FLOOR for that.
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Was that about South American indians?Originally posted by interestedYes. At first they were saying monkeys were revered (hence the breastfeeding) and now they seem to be either eating them or firing darts at them.
Confused.
Whenever I see a program on them, and they go hunting with their poison darts, it always seems to be monkeys they shoot.
Are monkeys the only edible fare that live in the jungle?
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Yes. At first they were saying monkeys were revered (hence the breastfeeding) and now they seem to be either eating them or firing darts at them.
Confused.
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Newsnight on now....
If anyone is watching this, there was a shot of a woman from some tribe in South America breastfeeding a monkey.
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