Poo!

[TimberWolf]

It's quite rare I see it on pavement these days. In days of yore it used to be smeared up and down the pavement in human step length instalments.

[bless 'em all]

Well done good sir!

I was thinking of doing the exact same thing. However I didnt want to cause neighbourhood problems, so I found a perfect passive aggressive note online which Im gonna replicate:



At the moment, I am saving CCTV images from my cameras and I have already had the dog warden ask me to help them, so I will at some point organise it all and send it to them, so they can push for the maximum fine for repeat offenders (a grand I think?) ...

Brilliant. Our town is dog-poo central, but the wardens aren't interested. You can, if you wish, phone a hot-line and some guys in a van come out and jet-wash it away.

[wim121]

I once followed a dog owner back to her house, dog turd clutched in carrier bag, and posted most of it (some smearing) through her letter box quietly after she'd gone inside (sans carrier bag which I dumped in her garden).

She's let the dog foul the path right outside my gate and left it there.

She glowered at me the following day as she passed on the other side of the road. She knew it was me

Well done good sir!

I was thinking of doing the exact same thing. However I didnt want to cause neighbourhood problems, so I found a perfect passive aggressive note online which Im gonna replicate:



At the moment, I am saving CCTV images from my cameras and I have already had the dog warden ask me to help them, so I will at some point organise it all and send it to them, so they can push for the maximum fine for repeat offenders (a grand I think?) ...

[Diver]

What annoys me is dog fouling everywhere. So bad that most areas, you have to walk in a hopscotch fashion or even in the road since the pavements are so covered in it.

Dog or cat fouling, I suggest invoking the mr bean method. If I ever see a dog owner on their own where I might be able to get away with it, I have to fight the urge to go mr bean on them.

I once followed a dog owner back to her house, dog turd clutched in carrier bag, and posted most of it (some smearing) through her letter box quietly after she'd gone inside (sans carrier bag which I dumped in her garden).

She's let the dog foul the path right outside my gate and left it there.

She glowered at me the following day as she passed on the other side of the road. She knew it was me

[wim121]

What annoys me is dog fouling everywhere. So bad that most areas, you have to walk in a hopscotch fashion or even in the road since the pavements are so covered in it.

Dog or cat fouling, I suggest invoking the mr bean method. If I ever see a dog owner on their own where I might be able to get away with it, I have to fight the urge to go mr bean on them.

[Sysman]

get a cat yourself, or a dog

Unfortunately a dog doesn't work unless it can get outside while they are in the act.

Hessian sack, a few bricks and a fast flowing stream work though.

[EternalOptimist]

get a cat yourself, or a dog

[norrahe]

They go very nice with with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Is that from the ZeitGhost GAL cook book?

[Diver]

Anybody tried lion's 'turds?

They go very nice with with some fava beans and a nice chianti

[Sands of Time]

12 bore?

Funny you should say that!!

New bird has a gun cabinet full of them.


Tone

[norrahe]

from other people's cats in the garden.

Anybody tried lion's 'turfs' - I understand you can get them from a local garden centre?

I don't want to use an airgun, water pistol or a sonic solution.

Apparently it does work, another solution is peeing in your own garden or getting a cat or a dog

Tone

Orange peel might work.

Nope, nor does chilli powder or pepper grounds. Lemon or citronella is a deterrent they hate it, but the best bet is lions tulip.

[SimonMac]

12 bore?

[TimberWolf]

Orange peel might work.

[Sands of Time]

from other people's cats in the garden.

Anybody tried lion's 'turfs' - I understand you can get them from a local garden centre?

I don't want to use an airgun, water pistol or a sonic solution.



Tone