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nomadd replied

14 April 2012, 21:58
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Translates as: Go fck yerself.

Why you still no speakee Ingwish?
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Cliphead replied

14 April 2012, 21:25
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

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Translates as: Go fck yerself.
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nomadd replied

14 April 2012, 20:54
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Cos you've got the prime position in McD's. Shift over and give someone with some intelligence a chance there's a good chap.

Mod note: This is an English language forum. Please translate your post and resubmit.
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Cliphead replied

14 April 2012, 20:52
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

And we wonder why so much of our youth is unemployable...

Cos you've got the prime position in McD's. Shift over and give someone with some intelligence a chance there's a good chap.
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nomadd replied

14 April 2012, 20:50
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Sook ma boabie ya knobend

And we wonder why so much of our youth is unemployable...
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Cliphead replied

14 April 2012, 20:47
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

...A big fat bird who likes her grub.

Sook ma boabie ya knobend
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nomadd replied

14 April 2012, 20:46
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

If you can cook you can pull

...A big fat bird who likes her grub.
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nomadd replied

14 April 2012, 20:44
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Sounds like someone needs to cuddle up with a hot water bottle and a Friends box set.

Sorry, OG, you're on your own there. Maybe next week. Call me!
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hyperD replied

14 April 2012, 18:45
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

If you can cook you can pull

It's true! What Clippy says!

Currently fattening up a targeted piece of foie gras permie delight as we speak...! Oooh yeah...!
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suityou01 replied

14 April 2012, 18:41
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

If you can cook you can pull

POTD

Got me where I am today.

Edit : And a huge "tra-la-la, tra-le-lah-lah, tra-la-lah, tra-le-la-lah".
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Cliphead replied

14 April 2012, 18:33
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Stove? Oven?

Are all the posters in here women?

Christ, you'll be comparing household cleaning products next...

If you can cook you can pull
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Old Greg replied

14 April 2012, 18:30
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Stove? Oven?

Are all the posters in here women?

Christ, you'll be comparing household cleaning products next...

Sounds like someone needs to cuddle up with a hot water bottle and a Friends box set.
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Cliphead replied

14 April 2012, 18:29
Ooh, can I come to your house? I'll bring the booze
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hyperD replied

14 April 2012, 18:27
Crossed forum posted:

Right, going to cook farm bought sirloin steak, extra rare, sautéed potatoes with onions and garlic and rosemary, fried garlic button mushrooms and flat parsley followed by butter fried bananas in honey with some leftover home made coconut ice cream made with unpasteurised cream from Meadow Cottage farm.

Accompanied by a bottle of Le Château de Beaulieu 2006.

hyperD in "living the Michelin star" mode
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suityou01 replied

14 April 2012, 18:15
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

fajitas, lager, curly wurly and a big slice of fa cup final pie
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