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Previously on "fecking banks"

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    and the free porn thing won't get through the Thought Police's firewall.
    Hmmm, deffo not safe for work...

    Found this on it - can someone tell me - what is "arab sex"?

    (With camels?!?!?)

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  • Fleetwood
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    and the free porn thing won't get through the Thought Police's firewall.

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  • Trinity Fillsen
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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000
    Yeah and the poorest 20% of Britians pay for the 80% of us who have "free" banking.
    Do they?

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  • Mailman
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    Well it is only fair lilelvis. After all, 20% of the working population pay for 80% of the country to stay at home and do nothing apart from producing kids!

    Mailman

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    Being expensive and slow on all these things allows us all the get 'free' banking and is how our banks stay so profitable.

    Yeah and the poorest 20% of Britians pay for the 80% of us who have "free" banking. Anyone tried a credit union?

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Epiphone
    Yep. He's call Brian.
    touche

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  • Epiphone
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    Originally posted by ratewhore
    Is that why it's called CHAPS? Because of the chap who checks the details...

    Yep. He's call Brian.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by ratewhore
    Is that why it's called CHAPS? Because of the chap who checks the details...

    ha! very good

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  • ratewhore
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    Is that why it's called CHAPS? Because of the chap who checks the details...

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  • Epiphone
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    BACS is gone by Summer 2007 replaced by BACS-IP something or other. CHAPS costs more cause someone at the clearing house manually checks the source and destination accounts.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by ladymuck
    I agree! There is no reason why a cheque should take 3 days to clear
    a what? Is that some kind of money transfer?

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  • threaded
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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by ladymuck
    Actually, there is a reason - the banks can invest that money on the overnight markets, make a pretty penny or six before deigning to pass on the funds to the intended recipient. You pay a fortune for same day transfers, like CHAPS, because they are losing money, not because there is an additional administrative burden.
    and I think the Government makes some money by taxing interest the funds earn while in the Bank of England's clearing accounts.

    It's only a few million quid a year, but for a greedball like Brownstuff enough to discourage any moves to shorten the time the funds are in transit between accounts.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by ratewhore
    Seen a few ads recently where the banks are telling us how great they are because they now pay interest on money credited straight away. Just heard another one for Lloyds TSB on the radio and it annoys the feck out of me.
    Whoopee-doo. And for the big 4 that's at a whopping 0.1% so that's really going to hurt them.

    Then again, why not buy shares in the big 4 and reap the rewards? Be part of the problem, not part of the solution.

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