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Originally posted by XenophonThat is a poor hand.
A seven-high.
Or a 19.
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Originally posted by threadedOne of the few things I miss in Denmark, along with Cadburys Creme Eggs. Friends and children send me food parcels containing them occasionally, and an airport bag searcher was surprised to find one toothbrush, one toothpaste, several score Cadburys Creme Eggs and a pork pie. Luckily she didn't know what a pork pie was. Whew, that was close.
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Originally posted by SpartacusYou swallowed your wife?! TheMonkey is Zeitghost and I claim my crisp fiver.
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Nature doesn't cry.
It lets all creatures live and die.
The Sage doesn't cry.
She lets people come and people go.
Between the spiritual and the physical world,
The Flow works like a bellows:
Empty, yet ever fertile.
Squeeze it, and more comes out.
The more you use it,
The more it produces.
Don't overanalyze it.
Just breathe in the essence.
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI had a bet with the wife on that. I managed to swallow one without chewing it. Slightly painful but it went down.
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyI have a disaster with confectionary. So far:
Fruit pastilles - all orange
Aero - no bubbles
Kit kat - no biscuit!
Solid chocolate!!!!
Churchill - In "Threaded" mode!
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Originally posted by SpartacusI bet you can't put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it.
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I bet you can't put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it.
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Meat Pastilles
- Lamb
- Beef
- Chicken
- gamey venison
- roadkill muntjack
- mogrel dog with maggots
Yum!
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I have a disaster with confectionary. So far:
Fruit pastilles - all orange
Aero - no bubbles
Kit kat - no biscuit!
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Originally posted by DaveBNew packet.
7 Yellow, 5 red, 1 orange 1 black.
Bit dissapointed really...
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Originally posted by DaveBNew packet.
7 Yellow, 5 red, 1 orange 1 black.
Bit dissapointed really...
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Originally posted by DaveBNew packet.
7 Yellow, 5 red, 1 orange 1 black.
Bit dissapointed really...
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One of the few things I miss in Denmark, along with Cadburys Creme Eggs. Friends and children send me food parcels containing them occasionally, and an airport bag searcher was surprised to find one toothbrush, one toothpaste, several score Cadburys Creme Eggs and a pork pie. Luckily she didn't know what a pork pie was. Whew, that was close.
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