Reply to: Just landed great contract

[wendigo100]

The Flow of the universe is not one you can explain,
And its true name is not one you can speak.

For the universe began without words,
And then we gave names to all things.
In the world of non-being, we embrace its mysteries,
And in the world of being, we interact with it.

These two flow into one another
And are separated only by name.

Together they form a mystery.
Enigma in enigma —
Gateway to all wonders.

threaded, have you been eating Pruffock Pies?

[threaded]

The Flow of the universe is not one you can explain,
And its true name is not one you can speak.

For the universe began without words,
And then we gave names to all things.
In the world of non-being, we embrace its mysteries,
And in the world of being, we interact with it.

These two flow into one another
And are separated only by name.

Together they form a mystery.
Enigma in enigma —
Gateway to all wonders.

[Spartacus]

Oi, Boolean, just so you don't feel left out and go off crying to your mummy like a great big nonce...

[TheMonkey]

You havent yet come up to the standard of those who get derided on here. When you manage to prove what a total arse you are then maybe someone will take notice untill then you will remain worthless and insignificant.

Or you may remain worthless and insignificant like myself

[The Lone Gunman]

If he can't take a bit of ribbing then how the hell is he gonna survive as a contractor???

And whilst I'm here...I'm pretty new to this board and am feeling a bit left out because no-one has had a pop at me yet...

So come on bitches...do your best!!

You havent yet come up to the standard of those who get derided on here. When you manage to prove what a total arse you are then maybe someone will take notice untill then you will remain worthless and insignificant.

[Churchill]

If he can't take a bit of ribbing then how the hell is he gonna survive as a contractor???

And whilst I'm here...I'm pretty new to this board and am feeling a bit left out because no-one has had a pop at me yet...

So come on bitches...do your best!!

You're the newbie, therefore, "you da bitch"!

Hth!

[The Lone Gunman]

I wasn't going to post again on this forum because I was too angry, now, having "got" the joke - I won't be posting again out of embarrassment.

Regards,

That's the spirit. Welcome aboard.

[Spartacus]

If he can't take a bit of ribbing then how the hell is he gonna survive as a contractor???

And whilst I'm here...I'm pretty new to this board and am feeling a bit left out because no-one has had a pop at me yet...

So come on bitches...do your best!!

[Spartacus]

That kind of language is disgusting. I am disgusted. You should behead yourself. Do you have e-tourettes ?

[Fungus]

I guess this is the forum clique kicking into action.

It seems to be the posting ground of a chosen few that seem to deride newbie posts, or people asking questions.

Thanks for making this board as unwelcoming as possible.

We deride all posts. Especially ones wiv spelling/grammer missteaks.

[NewBoy]

If he can't take a bit of ribbing then how the hell is he gonna survive as a contractor???

And whilst I'm here...I'm pretty new to this board and am feeling a bit left out because no-one has had a pop at me yet...

So come on bitches...do your best!!

[Fungus]

You really are an unpleasant entity aren't you?

You won't like the rest of us then.

PS What does ITIL mean?

[Jakes Daddy]

Ahhhh, poor little lamb - were the nasty men really that rough with you ?

[Boolean]

I wasn't going to post again on this forum because I was too angry, now, having "got" the joke - I won't be posting again out of embarrassment.

Regards,

[chef]

<chef spits in the palm of his hand>

see that, thats your pool that is..

classic comedy