Haha, that bit where he said she seemed bubbly. I thought he was being horribly sarcastic but it turned out later he was serious.
Then that freak with a mashed up face: Really? You dont know why you cant get a date?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostDon't forget the pop and crisps.
just a damp patch, and a soggy pair of drawers.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHanging by his bra straps from EO's local cemetery railings.
must go. I'll be back in 30
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI did that once. in my mis spent yoof.
I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.
He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI did that once. in my mis spent yoof.
I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.
He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA lady in a wheelchair has suggested that some men will date her for a "fascination fook". There is hope for Wilmslow yet.
I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.
He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIs he a lady in a wheelchair?
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