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Previously on "Undateables"

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  • wim121
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    Haha, that bit where he said she seemed bubbly. I thought he was being horribly sarcastic but it turned out later he was serious.

    Then that freak with a mashed up face: Really? You dont know why you cant get a date?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It was a wind up. there was noone there

    just a damp patch, and a soggy pair of drawers.


    Next time, follow the trail of bile back to the freshly dug grave and all your questions will be answered.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Don't forget the pop and crisps.
    It was a wind up. there was noone there

    just a damp patch, and a soggy pair of drawers.


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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


    must go. I'll be back in 30
    Don't forget the pop and crisps.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Hanging by his bra straps from EO's local cemetery railings.


    must go. I'll be back in 30

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Talking of Wilmslow - where is he now?
    Hanging by his bra straps from EO's local cemetery railings.

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Talking of Wilmslow - where is he now?
    Sockie heaven ?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I did that once. in my mis spent yoof.
    I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.

    He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'






    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

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  • AtW
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    Talking of Wilmslow - where is he now?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    An extra £50 says he is
    For £50 he will be twice.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I did that once. in my mis spent yoof.
    I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.

    He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'




    Ooh you are awful

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A lady in a wheelchair has suggested that some men will date her for a "fascination fook". There is hope for Wilmslow yet.
    I did that once. in my mis spent yoof.
    I hung her up on the cemetary railings by her bra straps, then wheeled her home afterwards. But I felt so bad that I cried, and told her dad what I had done.

    He said 'dont worry son. at least you took her down and brought her home. Most of the b@stards leave her dangling there all night'




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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Is he a lady in a wheelchair?
    An extra £50 says he is

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A lady in a wheelchair has suggested that some men will date her for a "fascination fook". There is hope for Wilmslow yet.
    Is he a lady in a wheelchair?

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A lady in a wheelchair has suggested that some men will date her for a "fascination fook". There is hope for Wilmslow yet.
    I can think of many words to describe Wilmslow, but "fascinating" is definitely not one of them

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