Ugliest beard ever?

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escapeUK replied

8 April 2012, 16:02
All beards are ugly, but its competing with the hair style, gums and specy four eyes for the least attractive aspect. Nothing that a lot of money cant fix though.
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bless 'em all replied

8 April 2012, 14:10
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

She is quite cute for a baby dolphin.

Erm, ok.

I don't think I've ever slept with anyone who was quite the looker as she is.
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wim121 replied

8 April 2012, 13:32
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ugly bird?

Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

His girlfiend.

Are you both looking at the same picture as the rest of us?

Sure, she isnt a supermodel, but compared to him? She's denise richards!

Also Im sure many of you have slept with worse than her. She is quite cute for a baby dolphin.
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Sysman replied

8 April 2012, 13:21
Never trust a man whose beard is entirely under his chin.
-- Sysman 1986.
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Freamon replied

7 April 2012, 21:43
Any beard not up to this standard and you're just not really trying these days:
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OwlHoot replied

7 April 2012, 18:18
Am I going cross-eyed or is his beard off to one side by about 30 degrees?

Or equivalently, his head is tipped right over but his bog brush looks vertical

What a mupp
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bless 'em all replied

7 April 2012, 14:49
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ugly bird?

His girlfiend.
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AtW replied

7 April 2012, 14:44
Ugly bird?
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bless 'em all replied

7 April 2012, 14:42
Ugliest Bird ever?

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

No wonder his mother rejected him*

Presumably he looks at it in the mirror with admiration too.

Lottery: Julie and her son haven't spoken for seven years. Now he's won £45m she's desperate for a reunion - but insists it's NOT for the reason you'd think | Mail Online

*Not really, it's alleged it's the other way around

FFS he could do better than that now. Come on Son!
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TimberWolf started a topic Ugliest beard ever?

7 April 2012, 10:11
Ugliest beard ever?

No wonder his mother rejected him*

Presumably he looks at it in the mirror with admiration too.

Lottery: Julie and her son haven't spoken for seven years. Now he's won £45m she's desperate for a reunion - but insists it's NOT for the reason you'd think | Mail Online

*Not really, it's alleged it's the other way around
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