Accenture’s findings generally follow this outline...
1) Accenture are brill !!!
2) Accenture need more money
3) Accenture are totally inept, but very good at covering up and laying off blame
4) Accenture can't actually make stuff that works

5) Accenture are crap and employ doom-brained idiots from top to bottom.
6) Accenture EXPECTS and DESERVES to win every Govt contract regardless or our pathetic track record of endless failures
7) Accenture - because we're vaguely French-sounding !
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