Reply to: oh dear: I am such a failure :(

[Joe Black]

Happy birthday Alf, and AtW, which window in Rue d'Aerschot will you be visiting this evening then? Not number 69 I hope.

[threaded]

Sorry, missed what the thread was about it diverged so quickly!

Happy birthdays to both AtW and AlfredJPrufrock!

And wishing you many more, and great prosperity to come!

[AtW]

Thanks Eddie, sunnysan, Alf and others I will have big cake next year

[EddieC]

Sorry Alfie,

Happy Birthday

Have a banana you may need it there.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Why is nobody wishing me happy birthday too ???

Just to spite you all Im off to the Brussels Red Light; so there.

[EddieC]

ATW, you should have said before. We'd have arranged a cake.

Happy birthday!
I spent my 30th in the Galapagos looking at "Lonesone George" and drinking dodgy beer. Let's hope Brum has some similar attraction for you.

Anyway if you'd got your million by 30, you'd have spent it before you die and Gordon Brown would be most upset at the loss in death duty.

Have a good one.

[janey]

Now, now. Although at 31 myself I must admit that a certain amount of taughtness with them has now gone.

wasn't expecting that amount of honesty!

perhaps if you stopped pulling on them that would help?

[Xenophon]

speaking from personal experience?

Now, now. Although at 31 myself I must admit that a certain amount of taughtness with them has now gone.

[janey]

The accepted technical term for this is low riders

speaking from personal experience?

[Xenophon]

My balls are sagging, I'm thirty one, don't lie to the poor B*sterd. It's literally
all down hill from here on in!

The accepted technical term for this is low riders

[lORD lUCAN]

YOu people are the worst,

Let me be the first to say it

Happy birthday ATW....

You are probably not the richest man on earth but probably not the poorest either.

Once you get over the initial 30 thing you will be alright. Its not that bad.

My balls are sagging, I'm thirty one, don't lie to the poor B*sterd. It's literally
all down hill from here on in!

[sunnysan]

B£rstards

YOu people are the worst,

Let me be the first to say it

Happy birthday ATW....

You are probably not the richest man on earth but probably not the poorest either.

Once you get over the initial 30 thing you will be alright. Its not that bad.

[bogeyman]

Aye Atw

Jings that means we have the same birthday ... as Mr Zimmerman said ; there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all.

Yesterday it was my birthday
I hung one more year on the line
I should be depressed
My life's a mess
But I'm having a good time

I've been loving and loving
And loving
I'm exhausted from loving so well
I should go to bed
But a voice in my head
Says “Ah, What the hell”

CHORUS: Have a good time

Paranoia strikes deep in the heartland
But I think it's all overdone
Exaggerating this exaggerating that
They don't have no fun

I don't believe what I read in the papers
They're just out to capture my dime
I ain't worrying
And I ain't scurrying
I'm having a good time

CHORUS: Have a good time

Maybe I'm laughing my way to disaster
Maybe my race has been run
Maybe I'm blind
To the fate of mankind
But what can be done?


So God bless the goods we was given
And God bless the U. S. of A.
And God bless the standard of livin'
Let's keep it that way
And we'll all have a good time

You are Threaded and I claim my £5.00

[AlfredJPruffock]

Aye Atw

Jings that means we have the same birthday ... as Mr Zimmerman said ; there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all.

Yesterday it was my birthday
I hung one more year on the line
I should be depressed
My life's a mess
But I'm having a good time

I've been loving and loving
And loving
I'm exhausted from loving so well
I should go to bed
But a voice in my head
Says “Ah, What the hell”

CHORUS: Have a good time

Paranoia strikes deep in the heartland
But I think it's all overdone
Exaggerating this exaggerating that
They don't have no fun

I don't believe what I read in the papers
They're just out to capture my dime
I ain't worrying
And I ain't scurrying
I'm having a good time

CHORUS: Have a good time

Maybe I'm laughing my way to disaster
Maybe my race has been run
Maybe I'm blind
To the fate of mankind
But what can be done?


So God bless the goods we was given
And God bless the U. S. of A.
And God bless the standard of livin'
Let's keep it that way
And we'll all have a good time

[Churchill]

"A DONCASTER protester has claimed the alley gates are to blame for a 33 per cent increase in crime figures in part of the borough. But Threaded's Brother's campaign has been slammed by his neighbours in Nether Hall, who support the gates and fear his activities may delay their installation in other areas. He obtained statistics from South Yorkshire Police under the Freedom of Information Act, which show total offences in Balby jumped from 2,408 in 2003-4 to 3,239 in 2004-5."