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mudskipper replied

1 April 2012, 18:11
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.
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Old Greg replied

1 April 2012, 14:42
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.

There are no accidents.
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MarillionFan replied

1 April 2012, 09:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I went to Greggs - I had to buy a cold pasty so no VAT on it. I went home and heated it up - and burnt my mouth very badly. Spent all night in hospital.

How DARE the government give bad advice on pastys - I intend to sue as soon as I have sold my story to all the papers.

fookers

I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.
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BrilloPad started a topic Help! My mouth is badly burnt

1 April 2012, 08:41
Help! My mouth is badly burnt

I went to Greggs - I had to buy a cold pasty so no VAT on it. I went home and heated it up - and burnt my mouth very badly. Spent all night in hospital.

How DARE the government give bad advice on pastys - I intend to sue as soon as I have sold my story to all the papers.

fookers
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