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Previously on "Help! My mouth is badly burnt"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.
    There are no accidents.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I went to Greggs - I had to buy a cold pasty so no VAT on it. I went home and heated it up - and burnt my mouth very badly. Spent all night in hospital.

    How DARE the government give bad advice on pastys - I intend to sue as soon as I have sold my story to all the papers.

    fookers
    I assumed that was going to be a story about how Churchill had accidentally put deep heat on his cock.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Help! My mouth is badly burnt

    Help! My mouth is badly burnt

    I went to Greggs - I had to buy a cold pasty so no VAT on it. I went home and heated it up - and burnt my mouth very badly. Spent all night in hospital.

    How DARE the government give bad advice on pastys - I intend to sue as soon as I have sold my story to all the papers.

    fookers

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