Fuel Crisis

[Diver]

Not a very big tank then, is it a proper 4x4?

2.7 litre jap crap. Changing it for an Audi A6 Allroad (3.0 Quatro) next month.

[Mr.Whippy]

£1.44.5 Litre

Not a very big tank then, is it a proper 4x4?

[Diver]

£90, is that all? when did you fill it up? 2008?....

£1.44.5 Litre

[AtW]

£90, is that all? when did you fill it up? 2008?....

Red diesel innit...

[Mr.Whippy]

I've got a full tank of diesel in the 4x4 (£90 worth)

£90, is that all? when did you fill it up? 2008?....

[Diver]

But what about emergency beer supplies incase theres a fuel shortage ?

I don't drink (Although we do have rather a lot of spirits in the house and an extensive wine cellar + a bottle of Magners left over from last Christmas))

Alcohol intolerance

This isn't a beer belly (I blame Greggs Fresh cream cakes)

[amcdonald]

I've got a full tank of diesel in the 4x4 (£90 worth), a full tank of petrol on the Harley + 25 litres in a can. a full tank of petrol on my garden tractor (about 20 ltrs). about 5 litres in my mini digger, about 25 litres in my generator and 30 gallons of red diesel in a drum.

I should be able to last until at least next Tuesday

But what about emergency beer supplies incase theres a fuel shortage ?

[Diver]

I've got a full tank of diesel in the 4x4 (£90 worth), a full tank of petrol on the Harley + 25 litres in a can. a full tank of petrol on my garden tractor (about 20 ltrs). about 5 litres in my mini digger, about 25 litres in my generator and 30 gallons of red diesel in a drum.

I should be able to last until at least next Tuesday

[Old Greg]

So who said $15 dollar love you long time ?

Nluk's missus usually.

[AtW]

It's like the fall of Saigon out there.

I got fridge pack of 10x John Smith for £7 from a local petrol station - got enough diesel to drive for a month

[amcdonald]

It's like the fall of Saigon out there.

So who said $15 dollar love you long time ?

[Old Greg]

I think we can dispense with the inverted commas now.

It's like the fall of Saigon out there.