Kiss the other half or empty the hoover bag?

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Doggy Styles replied

29 March 2012, 09:41
Dyson hand-driers in the toilets are jolly good.
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OwlHoot replied

29 March 2012, 08:04
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You really are a brand victim to the the extent that you'll buy crap.
You're an ad-man's wet dream

Chortle - Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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sasguru replied

29 March 2012, 07:58
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.

You really are a brand victim to the the extent that you'll buy crap.
You're an ad-man's wet dream
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IR35 Avoider replied

29 March 2012, 07:37
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Dyson? Do me a favour - They're powered by small rubber bands.

I have a much better model, the one they use in hospitals, but can't recall its name.

Henry?
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BrilloPad replied

29 March 2012, 07:37
Why not just do some swinging to spice things up?

Maybe her husband is grateful as he can get on with banging his mistres?
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Churchill replied

29 March 2012, 07:22
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Dyson? Do me a favour - They're powered by small rubber bands.

I have a much better model, the one they use in hospitals, but can't recall its name.

A Nigerian bird with a dustpan and brush?
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OwlHoot replied

29 March 2012, 07:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.

Dyson? Do me a favour - They're powered by small rubber bands.

I have a much better model, the one they use in hospitals, but can't recall its name.
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Churchill replied

29 March 2012, 07:09
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I'd rather empty the Hoover bag than kiss my husband | Mail Online

Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.

Stop reading the Daily Mail. It's not doing your blood pressure any good!
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DimPrawn started a topic Kiss the other half or empty the hoover bag?

29 March 2012, 07:05
Kiss the other half or empty the hoover bag?

I'd rather empty the Hoover bag than kiss my husband | Mail Online

Unbelievable. Deep down women like this are all over their man until they get the ring and babies then just use their man as a cashcard. No wonder so many on dating sites looking for love sex and attention elsewhere.
- Mary Poppins, Prim and Proper, 29/3/2012 07:26

Hoover bag? Get a Dyson FFS.
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