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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Does the NHS still fix things like that?
    Of course it does, why wouldn't it?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Does the NHS still fix things like that?

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Well after her sex change she (sorry he) put on some weight, so he was on top eh, must have been painful as he got a 12" cock fitted.
    It took you half an hour to come up with that retort?!? Weak ...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Well after her sex change she (sorry he) put on some weight, so he was on top eh, must have been painful as he got a 12" cock fitted.
    And what did your dad do after that? I mean who's the carpet muncher now?

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    Could be, she is so fat, I struggle when she is on top.
    Well after her sex change she (sorry he) put on some weight, so he was on top eh, must have been painful as he got a 12" cock fitted.

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Is that what they call housemaid's knee these days? How did you manage that?
    Never heard of housemaids knee, must be your age lol

    I fell off my motorcycle while marshaling a mountain bike race, my toe dug in and the bike rolled over me and my knee got twisted right round!!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    Just had a diagnosis on my knee after I had an MRI last week. Thought I had torn the cartilage but turns out I have ruptured my anterior cruciate ligament (ACL)
    Is that what they call housemaid's knee these days? How did you manage that?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    Could be, she is so fat, I struggle when she is on top.

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Is that how you did you knee in?
    Could be, she is so fat, I struggle when she is on top.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    How about if I buy you dinner first?

    Your mother isn't this fussy you know!
    Is that how you did you knee in?

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    No thanks, were not homophobic here but that's a bit forward.
    How about if I buy you dinner first?

    Your mother isn't this fussy you know!

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    Russell can suck my cock...
    No thanks, were not homophobic here but that's a bit forward.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    Russell can suck my cock...


    Now Brillopad and his new boyfriend will come galloping in.

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    fook!

    How do they fix it?

    Ignore russell.
    Russell can suck my cock...

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post
    ACL rebuild, I had one in 92. Takes a while to rehabilitate, but I was back playing sport in 7 months, and fully operational after about 9 months. Probably much quicker rehab now, but watch out for your leg as it will quickly look like a chickens. Takes a while to build up the muscle after.

    Good luck, it's not all bad mind, especially as you didn't know it was a ACL injury, as a bad one would have you rendered very poorly.
    Rehab is just as long now apparently. I have actually had 3 different diagnoses and it was very bad when I hurt it back in November. I have modified my exercise to get round the problem of instability and pain and built up a lot of muscle strength to compensate. I have a lot of activity planned this year so surgery will have to wait till Autumn/Winter

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