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No, defamator is me. That's why I put "Ciao" at the end. You illiterate brits would have spelled it as "chow".Originally posted by ForumboreI see that many of you have fallen for my wind up
defamator
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Christ there are some serious ass wipes out there......... anyway, show me the money !.
Time for a coffee.........
Ciao
p.s
Good Morning everyone.........
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A-hole.Originally posted by Defamatorok guys I'm £700 quid richer after a hard days slog on the trading floor........ with trading A** wipes - christ what a guy has to do to make money !. anyway off I go on my merry way !.
A cold beer is in order I think !.
Ciao and until tomorrow...........

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You can't insert a point after the exclamation mark. I honestly hope you will pass your A-level this summer but you have to work harder for it.Originally posted by DefamatorOk guys, I'm £700 quid richer after a hard day's slog on the trading floor........ with trading A** wipes - Christ what a guy has to do to make money ! Anyway off I go on my merry way !
A cold beer is in order, I think !
Ciao and until tomorrow...........

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ok guys I'm £700 quid richer after a hard days slog on the trading floor........ with trading A** wipes - christ what a guy has to do to make money !. anyway off I go on my merry way !.
A cold beer is in order I think !.
Ciao and until tomorrow...........
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The question is, hows YOUR mum? Last I heard she was giving Defamator one behind the bikestands.Originally posted by sasguruYou are David Contractor Junior and I claim my crisp fiver.
How's your mum? Last I heard she was having vaginal tightening surgery.
Mailman
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Originally posted by DefamatorLOL - ahhhhhahhaa..............
Come on people or wanna be contractors (UK) ones that is - get a life and try to be more brutal or is that hard for a english man ? God you make me laugh and smile so much more.........
Bring it on........
I feel better already...... so kiss my
You are David Contractor Junior and I claim my crisp fiver.
How's your mum? Last I heard she was having vaginal tightening surgery.
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I'm not clear here what you are trying to achieve, but you are a world-class knob. Next thread please...Originally posted by DefamatorLOL - ahhhhhahhaa..............
Come on people or wanna be contractors (UK) ones that is - get a life and try to be more brutal or is that hard for a english man ? God you make me laugh and smile so much more.........
Bring it on........
I feel better already...... so kiss my
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LOL - ahhhhhahhaa..............
Come on people or wanna be contractors (UK) ones that is - get a life and try to be more brutal or is that hard for a english man ? God you make me laugh and smile so much more.........
Bring it on........
I feel better already...... so kiss my
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