Reply to: An Ode to Richard Whiteley

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Nigella Lawson, Oh, yes!!!

I understand your reasoning, but everytime I see Nigella I'm reminded of her father...which is a bit of turn off

Joely Richardson isn't bad...ditto her sisters.

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Wifey went looking at a couple after dropping me off at Leeds Bradford Airport on Saturday.

We've not found "the right one" yet...

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How long till you move to his old perving ground then?

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Oh, how interesting, was it Richard Whitely, or his erstwhile rotund almost namesake Richard Whiteley?

It must have been spiffing fun, what?

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Spod - did I ever tell you.....when I was at uni, one of my mates had a job in a hotel in Harrogate. One night he had to remove Richard Whitely from the bar as he was pawing all the ladies.

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We've heard this one before Tony...

Spod - In "Change the bleeding record" mode!

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When I was at uni, one of my mates had a job in a hotel in Harrogate. One night he had to remove Richard Whitely from the bar as he was pawing all the ladies. No doubt he is in heaven right now pinching the @rse of the blessed Mary.

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Haven't you read Private Eye, spod?

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So Long, then Richard.
You were one in a million
A letter in an alphabet.

What was so long?

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So Long, then Richard.
You were one in a million
A letter in an alphabet.


E.J. Thribb (Aged 17)

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Nigella Lawson, Oh, yes!!!

Now that would be delightful...

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Liz is also banging on a bit. She was nice in her youth, but has gone a little too skinny.

Or any Russian Tart looking for a new home in the west, they go like a train apparently

Careful now... But you're right :b

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Someone for a PFY...

Hmmmm, Liz Hurley, the cause of many a blurring fist.

Or any Russian Tart looking for a new home in the west, they go like a train apparently....

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Helen Mirren is a wrinkly old dog!

She is now...she must be pushing 60. But she was still hot in her 40s. And there's something sexy about a woman who was once a looker parading her wares for all to see :b

Spod, anyone you can recommend for PFYs?

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Helen Mirren is delightfully mature.

Helen Mirren is a wrinkly old dog!

Spod - In "See, we're all different" mode!