Reply to: Scottish temperature record for March - English blamed

[BrilloPad]

What about all the midges?

Apparantly eating deep-fried mars bars and drinking whisky every hour will keep them at bay.

[Troll]

Try moving to Scotland.

HTH

What about all the midges?

[BrilloPad]

It were fooking chilly in Ashford (20 miles away)

Try moving to Scotland.

HTH

[Troll]

We went for a picnic to mid Kent (Leeds castle) yesterday. It was lovely.

It were fooking chilly in Ashford (20 miles away)

[TimberWolf]

Someone from up north got confused by sunshine and sand and ended buried up to his neck.
Beach walker buried up to his neck in sand after dune collapses on top of him | Mail Online

[BrilloPad]

However lingering fog kept temperatures down to about 6C in East Anglia and Kent.

We went for a picnic to mid Kent (Leeds castle) yesterday. It was lovely.

[Troll]

But in the summer I tell yee..

....the kamikaze midges will be out

[TimberWolf]

However lingering fog kept temperatures down to about 6C in East Anglia and Kent.

[BrilloPad]

M8? Don't be ridiculous. Everybody knows motorways only go up to 6.

MUst have meant M4 but drunkness gave double vision.

[minestrone]

A friend went to Scotland recently and someone overheard his accent in a pub. A bloke came over to tell him how much he hated the English, and how he is a teacher and teaches all his kids to hate the English too! Straight up.

So you have friend that was pissed and told you a story...

[VectraMan]

IF you want a fight about this I will see you on the M8, not giving you my house number or anything.

M8? Don't be ridiculous. Everybody knows motorways only go up to 6.

[minestrone]

Summer in Scotland can be fantastic, never that warm but you can get good light up till 11 and will only be dark for a couple of hours. Just a shame the place is a complete tulip hole filled with idiots who are plunged into darkness for months and months on end.

But in the summer I tell yee..

[BrilloPad]

2.8C?! Being a Scot, won't you get heatstroke if you start trying to fight in that weather?

They would be too drunk to notice.

BTW did you hear about the Scot who came down to Euston and lost all his luggage. The cork fell out of the bottle.

[BrilloPad]

If facebook statuses represent the general view, my Scottish friends and relatives aren't complaining.

Extrapolation is dangerous. Imagine you are not pregnant one day and pregnant the next. After 365 days you will be carrying 365 babies.

A friend went to Scotland recently and someone overheard his accent in a pub. A bloke came over to tell him how much he hated the English, and how he is a teacher and teaches all his kids to hate the English too! Straight up.

[OwlHoot]

IF you want a fight about this I will see you on the M8, not giving you my house number or anything.

2.8C?! Being a Scot, won't you get heatstroke if you start trying to fight in that weather?