The whole class bar one sticks their hand up.
The teacher says "Jonny why aren't you cheering for Liverpool?"
He replies "Because all my family are Man U supporters, so so am I..."
The teacher says "So what would you do if your mother was a prostitute and your father was a drug dealer??? Would you follow what they did?"
He says "If they were a drug dealer and a prostitute I'd be a Liverpool supporter like you lot!"

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