> Just assumed it was you as the description didn't fit me.If it wasn't, there's a 3rd guy - probably DCJ's real dad.
Doesn't fit me either. I only turn up when you two aren't there and DCJ's mum leaves a box of Omo in the kitchen Window (OMO = Old man's out :b )
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Guest repliedIf it wasn't, there's a 3rd guy - probably DCJ's real dad.
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Guest repliedSorry Lucifer,
Just assumed it was you as the description didn't fit me.If it wasn't, there's a 3rd guy - probably DCJ's real dad.
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Guest replied>> some fat balding geezer with a Merc
That would be LuciferBox
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Guest repliedIsnt this a form of internet bullying the government are upset about?
Quick leggit it's Scotspine!!!!8o
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Guest repliedI take it this was Harrow or Winchester based happy slapping, rather than Dagenham Comprehensive School of Hard Knocks?
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Guest replied>> some fat balding geezer with a Merc
That would be LuciferBox. He has her Mondays, Wed and Fri. I have the other days.
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Guest repliedWhat a strange speech impediment
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how ronfusing. I'm surprised that wasn't rorrerted when he went to rollege.
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Guest repliedI could see his mum in the background giving fellatio to some fat balding geezer with a Merc8o
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Guest replied>> sasguru is the only dad he's known.
I tried. I even watched that crappy Nick Hornby film, "About a Bloke" or something. But when DCJ comes home from school with his snotty nose and peeks round the door, while I'm taking his mum doggy style, it's the last straw.
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Guest replied"Take that Dave Jnr you little runt"
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Guest repliedsasguru is the only dad he's known.
Pity he keeps slamming the door in DCJs face when he's shagging his mum.:rollin
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Guest repliedI reckon DCJ looks up to us as real contractors. We're his heroes and role models.
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Guest repliedI saw a 'happy slapping' mpeg on the net the other day and I think it was DCJ.
"Take that Dave Jnr you little runt" - they screamed as one held him down and up to three more slapped him really hard across the face and hit him with rulers.
Terrible way for teachers to act.:b
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Guest repliedI heard he's been very traumatised of late, after one of the big boys at school flushed his head down the toilet. Again.
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