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Previously on "Haven't seen DCJ for a while ..."

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    > Just assumed it was you as the description didn't fit me.If it wasn't, there's a 3rd guy - probably DCJ's real dad.

    Doesn't fit me either. I only turn up when you two aren't there and DCJ's mum leaves a box of Omo in the kitchen Window (OMO = Old man's out :b )

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    If it wasn't, there's a 3rd guy - probably DCJ's real dad.
    Happy to see the old master of disguise can still cut the mustard.

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    Sorry Lucifer,

    Just assumed it was you as the description didn't fit me.If it wasn't, there's a 3rd guy - probably DCJ's real dad.

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    >> some fat balding geezer with a Merc

    That would be LuciferBox
    Oi, that's a bit uncalled for. It was a Beemer.

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    Isnt this a form of internet bullying the government are upset about?

    Quick leggit it's Scotspine!!!!8o

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    I take it this was Harrow or Winchester based happy slapping, rather than Dagenham Comprehensive School of Hard Knocks?
    Winchester happy slapping? My God, standards truly have fallen.

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    >> some fat balding geezer with a Merc

    That would be LuciferBox. He has her Mondays, Wed and Fri. I have the other days.

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    What a strange speech impediment

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    "Take that Dave Jnr you little runt"
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    how ronfusing. I'm surprised that wasn't rorrerted when he went to rollege.

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    I could see his mum in the background giving fellatio to some fat balding geezer with a Merc8o

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    >> sasguru is the only dad he's known.

    I tried. I even watched that crappy Nick Hornby film, "About a Bloke" or something. But when DCJ comes home from school with his snotty nose and peeks round the door, while I'm taking his mum doggy style, it's the last straw.

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    "Take that Dave Jnr you little runt"
    I take it this was Harrow or Winchester based happy slapping, rather than Dagenham Comprehensive School of Hard Knocks?

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    sasguru is the only dad he's known.

    Pity he keeps slamming the door in DCJs face when he's shagging his mum.:rollin

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    I reckon DCJ looks up to us as real contractors. We're his heroes and role models.

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    I saw a 'happy slapping' mpeg on the net the other day and I think it was DCJ.

    "Take that Dave Jnr you little runt" - they screamed as one held him down and up to three more slapped him really hard across the face and hit him with rulers.

    Terrible way for teachers to act.:b

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    I heard he's been very traumatised of late, after one of the big boys at school flushed his head down the toilet. Again.

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