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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How many peopl carry water pistols!
    Exactly! Far too risky. I make do with a table leg.

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  • hyperD
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    I remember a few years ago the ex-wife saying there was a róka (fox) in the front garden. I went to look and there was this brown, manky thing staggering around in circles snarling and growling at me with weird eyes and frothing at the mouth.

    So I turned to the fox and said "See what I've got to put up with?".

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How many peopl carry water pistols!
    Well, if we start encouraging them as a means of dealing with urban fox assault, the numbers will rise.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    How long is it before the police shoot someone carrying a water pistol by mistake?
    How many peopl carry water pistols!

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  • doodab
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    "If a fox is jumping at your shopping bag you need to shout at it and chase it off, not just give it the food. The best thing to use is a water pistol."
    How long is it before the police shoot someone carrying a water pistol by mistake?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Fox mugs 15st mug.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Fox mugs 15st man

    15st man mugged by a fox | Beast’s alley attack for food | The Sun |News

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