Reply to: Its an ill wind!

[The Lone Gunman]

The correct answer: Since the wife found it in the back of the car!

[shaunbhoy]

It seemed to be offside because Larsson touched it on, but it was such a faint touch I'm not sure the linesman spotted it.

It was a close call, but in such circumstances the linesman is compelled to give the benefit of the doubt to the attacker. End of.
Arsenal should stop whinging and start showing a modicum of dignity.
Good luck in the Qualifiers by the way!!

[The Lone Gunman]

Jeez, someone was acusing me of wearing the gingham dress earlier...

Well it did look like you, and I thought I saw Alexie third row from front stage right.

[threaded]

How deep does your old jokes knowledge go?


So Mordy how long have you been wearing it?....................

Jeez, someone was acusing me of wearing the gingham dress earlier...

[The Lone Gunman]

How deep does your old jokes knowledge go?


So Mordy how long have you been wearing it?....................

[Mordac]

You are seldom seen without it if rumours are to be believed Mordy!

Good job I don't mind lining them up for you isn't it Shaun?

[shaunbhoy]

Oh thank God I wore my corset.

You are seldom seen without it if rumours are to be believed Mordy!

[Mordac]

Nonsense, you are being too hard on yourself Mordy. You might manage a draw at the Effeminates Stadium leaving us with only four!



By the way, have you heard the new Spurs song?

Chim Chiminee
Chim Chiminee
Chim Chim Charoo
Nayim from fifty Belletti from two!!

Oh thank God I wore my corset.

[shaunbhoy]

I hope we're in the same group Shaun - 6 easy points ta very much.

Nonsense, you are being too hard on yourself Mordy. You might manage a draw at the Effeminates Stadium leaving us with only four!



By the way, have you heard the new Spurs song?

Chim Chiminee
Chim Chiminee
Chim Chim Charoo
Nayim from fifty Belletti from two!!

[foritisme]

[Mordac]

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Rafael Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.

Those witty scousers...

[foritisme]

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Rafael Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.

[wendigo100]

It seemed to be offside because Larsson touched it on, but it was such a faint touch I'm not sure the linesman spotted it.

[Mordac]

Right

Lehman deserved to be sent off.
Arse's goal came about from a blatant dive.
Barca's equaliser was not offside.
Both sides were diving about like they were playing on ice.
Henry should be savvy enough to 'play the game' and go down when he's clipped (he was robbed with that booking though).

Having said that, the biggest travesty is that it lets another Scottish side in. They should be like the Welsh and other minor nations and have one token side allocated who has to be decent enough to agree to be knocked out in the qualifiers leaving the serious teams to get on with it.

Lehmann, no arguments
Dive (Eboue)? Barca were doing that all night and getting away with it, you can hardly blame the kid.
It looked offside - haven't seen the TV pictures yet, and everyone who texted me last night (Spurts fans included) said they thought it was offside.
It was pissing down - might as well have been on ice!
I agree with you about the minor leagues (Scotland & Wales) though.

[Alf W]

Right

Lehman deserved to be sent off.
Arse's goal came about from a blatant dive.
Barca's equaliser was not offside.
Both sides were diving about like they were playing on ice.
Henry should be savvy enough to 'play the game' and go down when he's clipped (he was robbed with that booking though).

Having said that, the biggest travesty is that it lets another Scottish side in. They should be like the Welsh and other minor nations and have one token side allocated who has to be decent enough to agree to be knocked out in the qualifiers leaving the serious teams to get on with it.