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Previously on "Why having the right car is important in certain circles"
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Originally posted by KimberleyChris View PostI'll wait ten years or so for my name to drop down the list of suspects, and also the blood will be even colder by then.
If I get the other job I'm chasing, I'll be moving to the town where he lives.
Step One: Reference library > electoral roll
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou've been watching to many American movies.
If I get the other job I'm chasing, I'll be moving to the town where he lives.
Step One: Reference library > electoral roll
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm never nasty*. HTH
*except to those who deserve it
Apart from that, I'm nice as pie :-)
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSounds like a good job. You're your own boss, on the road and Cumbria can be nice looking, from memory.
Congrats.
Right, off you go, and back to nasty mode :-)
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Originally posted by KimberleyChris View PostI'm going to be 'White van Chris'.
Pick up car spares from Carlisle main dealer in the early mornin, then spend the day driving around the Cumbrian countryside dropping them off at garages.
I even get to keep the van overnight (wow) but it doesn't qualify me for murdering prostitutes.
Suppose I'll have to bugger off now, cos I'm not a Contractor :-)
Congrats.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm bored. Tell me about your new job. Why would I laught at it?
Pick up car spares from Carlisle main dealer in the early mornin, then spend the day driving around the Cumbrian countryside dropping them off at garages.
I even get to keep the van overnight (wow) but it doesn't qualify me for murdering prostitutes.
Suppose I'll have to bugger off now, cos I'm not a Contractor :-)
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Go on SAS, tell me how you are.
I'll tell you what my new job is, and you can have a laff.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostHaven't you retired yet from your massive stock market profits?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAlready paid for. Mortgage free. Now you see why I'm not very motivated?
HTH
Just got a little boom here. Nothing worth bragging about, but enuff to keep the wolf from the door.
How you???
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