Re: sniper
Let him have his pop at Tony, he may do us all a favour.....
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Guest repliedRe: sniper
I'd take a few people out with a sniper gun before turning it on myself.
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Guest repliedsniper
I'd take a few people out with a sniper gun before turning it on myself.
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Guest repliedWatch a season of 24. Then spend the remainder in Bed sans anything fabric with the girlfriend.(Episodes of 24 are 45 minutes long for those wondering where the six hours comes from)
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Guest repliedRe: Pressing the red button
you have 24 hours to live
No seriously I'd take the day off work !
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Guest repliedRe: Pressing the red button
I would just bypass the problem in my time machine
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Guest repliedRe: Pressing the red button
Ah...
but who'd be first? The designers of the Morrs Marina van?
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Guest repliedRe: Pressing the red button
How can one live happily without malice? I'd have a huge control panel full of red buttons to detonate atomic bombs killing (everybody).
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Guest repliedPressing the red button
It is quite interesting if the answer involves "retribution" even if it is said in a jokey manner.
A more direct question which reveals this is
" If you know you are going to die in the next hour - would you press the red button detonating an atomic bomb killing (insert prefered hate group)?"
If the answer is yes, then the person has true bitterness in their heart over something.
Surely the aim in life is live happily without malice?
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Guest repliedBuy an assortment of exotic automatic weapons down some backstreet and pay Mr Blair and a few other prominent ministers a "visit" + :evil
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Guest repliedKnowing my luck I'd probably get run over by an ambulance the second I stepped outside.
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Guest repliedI don;t like to rush into descisions so I'd think about it for a day or two
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Guest repliedcheers PRC1964 - I knew there was something I needed to do this afternoon.
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Guest repliedLike all good contractors, I'd make sure that I sent in my invoice.
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Guest repliedOK... theoratically if you are told you have 24 hours to live.. what would you do???
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