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Previously on "RIP Cliff Richard"
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Is it the one about Sue Barker dying and the apprentice embalmer thinking she has a prawn wedged in her vagina ?
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i dont think so.Originally posted by oracleslave View Post'It's not right, but it's okay'...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.
Or is that not it?
i think its the one about Cliff not being gay, although his boyfriend is
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'It's not right, but it's okay'...sings Whitney Houston's coroner as he slowly unbuckles his belt.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThis reminded me of that magnificent old Sue Barker joke, but no doubt everyone knows it.

Look, I'm still laughing.
Or is that not it?
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This reminded me of that magnificent old Sue Barker joke, but no doubt everyone knows it.

Look, I'm still laughing.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDo I really need to point out all cases of sarcasm in future

head slow in are you
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are you sure you're not getting mixed up with Whitney Houston ?
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