Why are Northeners such good engineers?

[TestMangler]

Because necessity is the mother of invention and you southern jessies are too busy puking up your shandy and shagging each other up the arse.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Churchill again.

[MarillionFan]

Noticed that when I was living oop North. Get a plumber or a builder or anything of that nature that required making things and they were bloody excellent. Almost Germanic in their precision.
Unlike cheating Southern spivs who are all s

Because they're all Polish or Asian. Northern men are well known for being able to do nowt 'cept sup weak beer, sign on the dole and beat their wives.

[BrilloPad]

Noticed that when I was living oop North. Get a plumber or a builder or anything of that nature that required making things and they were bloody excellent. Almost Germanic in their precision.
Unlike cheating Southern spivs who are all s

In the South the majority of the population are bankers who just go whining to the government to print an extra few billion whenever times get tough. Why should we do any real work?

[Churchill]

Because all the southerners have traded proper jobs for service jobs so don't know a spanner from a wrench and thus bring in Eastern Europeans to do all the real work while they read the Daily Mail complaining that the country is going to rat tulip.

Or something like that anyway

I think you'll find my explanation is nearer the truth.

[SimonMac]

Because all the southerners have traded proper jobs for service jobs so don't know a spanner from a wrench and thus bring in Eastern Europeans to do all the real work while they read the Daily Mail complaining that the country is going to rat tulip.

Or something like that anyway

[Churchill]

Noticed that when I was living oop North. Get a plumber or a builder or anything of that nature that required making things and they were bloody excellent. Almost Germanic in their precision.
Unlike cheating Southern spivs who are all s

Because necessity is the mother of invention and you southern jessies are too busy puking up your shandy and shagging each other up the arse.

[Arturo Bassick]

Noticed that when I was living oop North. Get a plumber or a builder or anything of that nature that required making things and they were bloody excellent. Almost Germanic in their precision.
Unlike cheating Southern spivs who are all s

Admin, somebody has cracked SASs sign in password!!!! That or the meds have warn off.

**or he has left his machine signed on and be CUKraped.

[sasguru]

Noticed that when I was living oop North. Get a plumber or a builder or anything of that nature that required making things and they were bloody excellent. Almost Germanic in their precision.
Unlike cheating Southern spivs who are all s