Originally posted by Spacecadet
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look, you just wouldn't let them have access to sticks.
sometimes commonsense just flies out the window here
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
What like in cowboy films, where you twist a rope with a stick and bend the prison bars?
Only works if the bars are long, and "standalone" rather than fixed with cross bars in a chequerboard pattern
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI thought you had to piss on it as well.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat like in cowboy films, where you twist a rope with a stick and bend the prison bars?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBecause all the feckers would try to escape.
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm reminded of the murderer* who lived up the hill from me.
Did 10 years then hanged himself 6 months before release.
The barsteward.
Think of the money we could have saved if he'd done it on remand.
*Nice chap. Hit his gf on the head with a hammer & drove around with her in the boot of his car for a couple of days. She wasn't quite dead when he put in there though. And the **** nearly ran me over whilst he was doing it.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI can't say I'm in favour of the death penalty, but why don't they put a rope in every cell?
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I can't say I'm in favour of the death penalty, but why don't they put a rope in every cell?
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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Well that's saved a shedload of cash.
BBC News - Avtar and Carole Kolar murder accused dies in prison
I'm reminded of the murderer* who lived up the hill from me.
Did 10 years then hanged himself 6 months before release.
The barsteward.
Think of the money we could have saved if he'd done it on remand.
*Nice chap. Hit his gf on the head with a hammer & drove around with her in the boot of his car for a couple of days. She wasn't quite dead when he put in there though. And the **** nearly ran me over whilst he was doing it.Last edited by zeitghost; 12 May 2017, 13:53.Tags: None
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