Reply to: Ended up on TV last night…..

[MarillionFan]

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Said the hooker to the vicar.

[MaryPoppins]

How do you think he gets his dates?

I only log back in here for the paedo gags; I knew you wouldn't let me down.

[MarillionFan]

That's an amazing thing to do. Nice one.

How do you think he gets his dates?

[MaryPoppins]

ChildLine. Been doing it for around 8 years.

That's an amazing thing to do. Nice one.

[MarillionFan]

That got me thinking. Childline phone support for children. Could they outsource it to a call centre in India?

UK Caller - "Oh please help me, I'm 14 and my father won't let me go out all night drinking and has told me he wants me to get a saturday job"
Bob -

[KentPhilip]

That got me thinking. Childline phone support for children. Could they outsource it to a call centre in India?

[DodgyAgent]

When I was doing my numerous TV appearances around the world I had the good grace to be young, thin, talented and spent much time with the babes in the make up department (much needed I should mention, make of that what you will).

Radio is much more forgiving but you need a good speaking voice especially with a Scottish accent but that has it's advantages outside of UK.

Make hay while the sun shines as EO hinted at

PS Personality helps.

How would you know?

[shaunbhoy]

Compared to you Shaun, Mr Creosote was anorexic.

Une wafer thin mint sir?

Better..........................................be tter bring a bucket, I'm gonna be sick!!!

[Cliphead]

When I was doing my numerous TV appearances around the world I had the good grace to be young, thin, talented and spent much time with the babes in the make up department (much needed I should mention, make of that what you will).

Radio is much more forgiving but you need a good speaking voice especially with a Scottish accent but that has it's advantages outside of UK.

Make hay while the sun shines as EO hinted at

PS Personality helps.

[MarillionFan]

If that is you, you look like an anorexic whippet. Do you have to run around in the shower to get wet?

Compared to you Shaun, Mr Creosote was anorexic.

Une wafer thin mint sir?

[shaunbhoy]

The mauve shirt - the good looking one of course

If that is you, you look like an anorexic whippet. Do you have to run around in the shower to get wet?

[MarillionFan]

The mauve shirt - the good looking one of course

The one sticking his groin out who looked like he'd spend his time masturbating while talking to youngsters over the phone?

[AtW]

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Call ze police - it's ze sockie laundering exercise!

[AtW]

If its CCTV at the local train station, its not really being on TV

[Wilmslow]

Very well done

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Are you in the grey shirt or the mauve shirt?

The mauve shirt - the good looking one of course