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Previously on "FFS! Stitched up again!"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ends on Friday. Not signed anything yet.
    Threaten to walk, cite the BI guys unprofessionalism as the reason, if asked.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    BI Director has stitched me up yet again.

    A politically exposive & critical situation in which the BI department is getting it's arse handed to them by one of the business units called a snap meeting on his insistence. Then the fooker told me at the last minute he wasn't going to make it and I was running it not even bothering to tell me the agenda or what it was about.

    I then get on the conference call to get mauled by half a dozen very pissed off Americans. Managed to handle the call just about but now the feckers have called another review tomorrow with me.

    What a ****?

    Tempted to duck tomorrows meeting.

    Suggestions?

    (Man up or punch his lights out will not be accepted as a response)
    The best tasks always get put to the biggest sucker.
    But since you got that mahoosive increase in your dayrate at the latest extension then I'm sure you just lube up and turn that frown upside down

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sorry boss.

    BTW forgot to tell you your wife phoned earlier to say don't come home tonight as she's got the Blacks On Blondes filmcrew around and she's going for the world gangbang record. Kids are at your mothers.
    Good, should help pay for the next holiday. She's already spent all the money the divorce lawyer managed to extract from you.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    I had to go to another meeting. Thought you'd be able to handle it though. Maybe you're not cut out for contracting?
    Sorry boss.

    BTW forgot to tell you your wife phoned earlier to say don't come home tonight as she's got the Blacks On Blondes filmcrew around and she's going for the world gangbang record. Kids are at your mothers.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    BI Director has stitched me up yet again.

    A politically exposive & critical situation in which the BI department is getting it's arse handed to them by one of the business units called a snap meeting on his insistence. Then the fooker told me at the last minute he wasn't going to make it and I was running it not even bothering to tell me the agenda or what it was about.

    I then get on the conference call to get mauled by half a dozen very pissed off Americans. Managed to handle the call just about but now the feckers have called another review tomorrow with me.
    I had to go to another meeting. Thought you'd be able to handle it though. Maybe you're not cut out for contracting?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    or

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You're talking to someone who got offered a long term contract with Tata. There are no depths I won't stoop to.
    Well if you don't man up by tomorrow, it'll be Tata from there anyway!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've been called worse, normally in rep, usually by you!
    To be fair sometime it's me.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've been called worse, normally in rep, usually by you!
    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You would as well hey! What a bastard.
    I've been called worse, normally in rep, usually by you!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You would as well hey! What a bastard.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ends on Friday. Not signed anything yet.



    I'd ACCEPT a job with a company with Robert Mugabi & Adolf Hitler at the helm if it paid well and my insurance was high enough.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    That's blown the integrity test then. You might have got away with Mugabe and Hitler
    You're talking to someone who got offered a long term contract with Tata. There are no depths I won't stoop to.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ends on Friday. Not signed anything yet.



    I'd except a job with a company with Robert Mugabi & Adolf Hitler at the helm if it paid well and my insurance was high enough.
    That's blown the integrity test then. You might have got away with Mugabe and Hitler

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Doesn't you contract end next week?

    Did you accept the renewal offer?
    Ends on Friday. Not signed anything yet.

    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Q.1 Would you take a job at Wipro if paid good money?
    I'd except a job with a company with Robert Mugabi & Adolf Hitler at the helm if it paid well and my insurance was high enough.

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