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His fingers are probably insured for a couple of million. Nice little retirement nest egg if you can (accidently) get it.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot alot, but you'll like it.
Paul Daniels severs finger with power tool while trying to build a safety device for the machine | Mail Online
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Good memory!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostServes the f*cker right for breaking his promise and not emigrating in 1997 when Labour won the election.
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Rod Hull of "Emu" fameOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostCant we chuck him off a roof like that other gorp, whats his name
blooming gorps the lot of them

You're funny EO - you should write a blog.
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Cant we chuck him off a roof like that other gorp, whats his name
blooming gorps the lot of them
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I fail to see how this qualifies as news.
Since my teenage years, I have been a lot less accident prone (when I was a teenager, knew the staff in A+E on a first name basis).
It hurts a little severing your finger, but Paul should grow up and not be a wuss. The last time I hurt myself badly was as an older teenager and it taught me to respect guards around machines. I was cutting a hedge with a trimmer and my fingers wandered down below the guard. It sliced right through my fingertip vertically, through the nail right up to the knuckle, that hurt, yes, but Ive had far worse pain and injuries. Luckily I didnt lose my fingertip, although over a decade later, I still have a small scar that most people never notice as a reminder.
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Serves the f*cker right for breaking his promise and not emigrating in 1997 when Labour won the election.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot alot, but you'll like it.
Paul Daniels severs finger with power tool while trying to build a safety device for the machine | Mail Online
That's magic!

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You'll like this
Not alot, but you'll like it.
Paul Daniels severs finger with power tool while trying to build a safety device for the machine | Mail Online
That's magic!
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