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mudskipper replied

19 January 2012, 08:21
Isn't the whole 'Nibble Nobby's nuts' thing aussie too? Not sure nuckin futs really grabs like Nobby's.
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darmstadt replied

19 January 2012, 07:54
Plan B. A knocking shop for women called Cappin' Lunts...
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:21
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

94

You certainly ain't original!
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:21
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Are sockies born?

Are you a sucking fockie?
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SimonMac replied

19 January 2012, 00:20
Finety nour
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SimonMac replied

19 January 2012, 00:20
Originally posted by AtW View Post

When cojak gets back from skiing holiday you'll regret you were born ...

Are sockies born?
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:19
Originally posted by AtW View Post

When cojak gets back from skiing holiday you'll regret you were born ...

Don't you stucking fart!
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AtW replied

19 January 2012, 00:17
When cojak gets back from skiing holiday you'll regret you were born ...
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:17
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Bend over then and shove it up your arse

I told you, I know exactly where to stick it. You unfortunately have no idea of what is right nor any imagination.
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SimonMac replied

19 January 2012, 00:14
Bend over then and shove it up your arse
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:10
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Probably, if you are after a suggestion as to where it should be inserted I have an idea, but you probably won't like it if I'm being honest

Don't worry I know exactly where to put it.
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SimonMac replied

19 January 2012, 00:08
Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post

Shouldn't you use an apostrophe in there somewhere?

Probably, if you are after a suggestion as to where it should be inserted I have an idea, but you probably won't like it if I'm being honest
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:06
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Isnt that one word not two?

Shouldn't you use an apostrophe in there somewhere?
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SimonMac replied

19 January 2012, 00:04
Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post

Wuck Fit

Isnt that one word not two?
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EricBartlett replied

19 January 2012, 00:03
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Wuck Fit
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