massage your work colleagues?

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Pogle replied

17 January 2012, 20:03
Hmm massacring my colleagues - yeah i could go for that
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MarillionFan replied

17 January 2012, 19:57
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

You're female, aint ya ? That is acceptable. A bloke massaging a bloke is NOT !

Oh go on! Go on, you know you want it. Go on! Go on! Go on!
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TestMangler replied

17 January 2012, 19:01
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I've frequently massaged the necks/shoulders of colleagues, both male and female.

You're female, aint ya ? That is acceptable. A bloke massaging a bloke is NOT !
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mudskipper replied

17 January 2012, 18:03
I've frequently massaged the necks/shoulders of colleagues, both male and female.
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TestMangler replied

17 January 2012, 15:15
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Its true he paid and has the invoice. But he shot his bolt as soon as she took her top off.

HTH

Poor AtW. I asked for a partial refund when that happened to .....a friend of mine.

He said, can you let me off with the balance ? I've already given you a deposit........
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2012, 15:14
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Thate's not true. I heard he's still got the invoice and claimed the VAT back on it......

Its true he paid and has the invoice. But he shot his bolt as soon as she took her top off.

HTH
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TestMangler replied

17 January 2012, 15:10
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Wife is a figment of my imagination. I am actually a virgin. What is it like to have sex with a woman?

Oh hang on you would not know.....

Thate's not true. I heard he's still got the invoice and claimed the VAT back on it......
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original PM replied

17 January 2012, 14:32
Finally the less salubrious girls from the school can come out with some skills they can use in their real life jobs in massage parlours

there is nothing worse than paying thirty quid for a crap hand job

apparently
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2012, 14:31
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Nice idea, but in practice you'd probably end up having to massage (or be massaged by) the tubby guy from the Infrastructure team

Not Milan!
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OwlHoot replied

17 January 2012, 14:28
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

There are a couple of ladies here I would like to massage. Prefrably body-to-body.

Nice idea, but in practice you'd probably end up having to massage (or be massaged by) the tubby guy from the Infrastructure team
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BrilloPad replied

17 January 2012, 14:28
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ask your wife for a few tips...

Wife is a figment of my imagination. I am actually a virgin. What is it like to have sex with a woman?

Oh hang on you would not know.....
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AtW replied

17 January 2012, 14:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

There are a couple of ladies here I would like to massage. Prefrably body-to-body.

Ask your wife for a few tips...
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BrilloPad started a topic massage your work colleagues?

17 January 2012, 13:39
massage your work colleagues?

BBC News - Parents' concerns over Sheffield school massage classes

"If you went into work and they asked you to massage your work colleagues you would be uncomfortable with that"

There are a couple of ladies here I would like to massage. Prefrably body-to-body.
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