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Previously on "Anybody seen sasguru say anything nice about other people?"

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That 'Dad of the year' Award just gets further and further away.
    malvolio will get that one too

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    That's what the hammer and nails are for!
    That 'Dad of the year' Award just gets further and further away.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's a piece of piss. Feed, change nappy, cry, cuddle. It's a lot like baby sitting Suity. It's when they start moving from where you put them down the fun starts.
    That's what the hammer and nails are for!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Don't need it, this child rearing's a doddle.
    It's a piece of piss. Feed, change nappy, cry, cuddle. It's a lot like baby sitting Suity. It's when they start moving from where you put them down the fun starts.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Leave it all to CM and go to the pub?
    Yeah, like that's really an option!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Don't need it, this child rearing's a doddle.
    Leave it all to CM and go to the pub?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Hey doggy, still got the endorphin rush?
    Don't need it, this child rearing's a doddle.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Then add piccalilli
    Hey doggy, still got the endorphin rush?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    you need to press the bread to create a low depression into which the cheese will then sit
    Then add piccalilli

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    If it's with stupid crumbly cheese, it's a chore, yes.
    you need to press the bread to create a low depression into which the cheese will then sit

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    To be fair I find my Cretinwatch duties overwhelming.
    I know you try to be a fair man, but it's not working out.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    to be fair you find making a cheese sandwich overwhelming
    If it's with stupid crumbly cheese, it's a chore, yes.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    To be fair I find my Cretinwatch duties overwhelming.
    to be fair you find making a cheese sandwich overwhelming

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    So now there are only two cretins on CUK? I sense an expulsion from Cretinwatch in the near future.
    To be fair I find my Cretinwatch duties overwhelming.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    That ratio is about right, for every real CUKker there are two sockpuppets
    FTFY

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