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Regent replied

11 January 2012, 22:03
Emma wins (very good choice)

Thanks for all the votes.

With kind regards, Regent

Last edited by Regent; 11 January 2012, 22:09.
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Regent replied

11 January 2012, 15:41
IMHO, there are far more pressing matters before I get jailed.

Please cast your votes - my final request.

Thanks, Regent

Last edited by Regent; 11 January 2012, 15:47.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 11:45
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

She wasn't that good when I had her. Posh Wow! Don't tell Dave though. Shhhhh.

For the 1997 Election Night Armistice on BBC2, they brought in three spin doctors to defend made up political gaffes. Including "Michael Howard: I like Posh Spice best, she looks a bit dirty"

Linky (from about 9 1/2 minutes in)

(The Tory and Lib Dem guys looked pretty clueless throughout)
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TestMangler replied

11 January 2012, 11:41
[QUOTE=MarillionFan;1458739]

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

WTFS.

Wouldn't have climbed off until the neighbours complained about the smell.......[/QUOTE]

Which I believe is a common occurence in your life.

Lies !! I have a shower every two weeks, whether I need one or not
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wobbegong replied

11 January 2012, 11:38
Originally posted by sbakoola View Post

even at their age they'll tell you what they want 'what they really, really' want.

Which is apparently that they "really, really, really want a bigger big bra".
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 11:38
[QUOTE=TestMangler;1458735]WTFS.

Wouldn't have climbed off until the neighbours complained about the smell.......[/QUOTE]

Which I believe is a common occurence in your life.
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TestMangler replied

11 January 2012, 11:35
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Emma.

Repeatedly.

WTFS.

Wouldn't have climbed off until the neighbours complained about the smell.......
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 11:16
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Emma.

Repeatedly.

She wasn't that good when I had her. Posh Wow! Don't tell Dave though. Shhhhh.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 11:07
Originally posted by Regent View Post

Can we please have the poll before I'm sent down?

Apparently not.

Try looking under "Thread Tools" (of which there are many in General)
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 11:06
Emma.

Repeatedly.
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Regent replied

11 January 2012, 11:04
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Goddammit!!
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 11:02
Originally posted by Regent View Post

Can we please have the poll before I'm sent down?

Goddammit!!
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Regent replied

11 January 2012, 11:01
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Come on Mods, he's on 42. I've got 42!!! Do it Now! Do it Now!!!!!!

Can we please have the poll before I'm sent down?
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 10:58
Originally posted by Regent View Post

Where is the button to append a poll to an existing thread?

I'll remember to add the 'AndyW' option (whatever this means).

Come on Mods, he's on 42. I've got 42!!! Do it Now! Do it Now!!!!!!
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Lockhouse replied

11 January 2012, 10:57
Remember to add the Ging-er twice. Once for fat (good) and once for skinny (bad).
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