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  • Gold Dalek
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    Dalek lurrrve machine = good

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    God you lot are desperate for publicity.

    It's that Gold Dalek bunking off work details again. I'll case him alive if I catch hold of him.

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  • Bagpuss
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    333 Blue Labour are much better than New Labour
    334 Anybody who disagrees with stereotypes is politically correct
    335 Every day is the same on CUK

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  • DimPrawn
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    God you lot are desperate for publicity.

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by Gold Dalek
    brown nose
    It lights up when I speak.

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  • Gold Dalek
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.

    Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.
    brown nose

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  • Davros
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    Originally posted by milanbenes
    and straight in at #1

    get a Plan B !

    bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?

    Milan.
    Possibly, depending on what it is. It's always nice to support a fellow contractor in his/her efforts. What are you selling?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by milanbenes
    and straight in at #1

    get a Plan B !

    bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?

    Milan.
    by

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  • milanbenes
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    and straight in at #1

    get a Plan B !

    bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?

    Milan.

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  • Davros
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    Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
    Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.

    Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.
    Not another Dalek. Bang goes the neighbourhood.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Gold Dalek
    2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

    2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so
    2. The "contractor" who sued his client for unfair dismissal after they failed to renew their contract should be staked out on a ant hill.

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  • Dalek Supreme
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    And that is why I am the Emperor and you never even made it to Dalek Supreme.
    Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.

    Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by Gold Dalek
    If I was a clever Dalek I could have added a strike through on the first point for emphasis
    And that is why I am the Emperor and you never even made it to Dalek Supreme.

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  • Gold Dalek
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    Originally posted by AtW
    Minor point - the list is ordered in ascending order and since you have same first 3 letters (2. ), then letter 4 A is less than T, thus it should be:



    hth
    I think you may have misunderstood

    My suggestion was that item 2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

    Is replaced by the more accurate:

    2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

    If I was a clever Dalek I could have added a strike through on the first point for emphasis

    HTH

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  • AtW
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    Universe

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