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It's that Gold Dalek bunking off work details again. I'll case him alive if I catch hold of him.Originally posted by DimPrawnGod you lot are desperate for publicity.
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333 Blue Labour are much better than New Labour
334 Anybody who disagrees with stereotypes is politically correct
335 Every day is the same on CUK
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It lights up when I speak.Originally posted by Gold Dalekbrown nose
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brown noseOriginally posted by Dalek SupremeVery wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.
Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.
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Possibly, depending on what it is. It's always nice to support a fellow contractor in his/her efforts. What are you selling?Originally posted by milanbenesand straight in at #1
get a Plan B !
bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?
Milan.
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byOriginally posted by milanbenesand straight in at #1
get a Plan B !
bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?
Milan.
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and straight in at #1
get a Plan B !
bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?
Milan.
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Not another Dalek. Bang goes the neighbourhood.Originally posted by Dalek SupremeVery wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.
Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.
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2. The "contractor" who sued his client for unfair dismissal after they failed to renew their contract should be staked out on a ant hill.Originally posted by Gold Dalek2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.
2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so
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Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.Originally posted by Emperor DalekAnd that is why I am the Emperor and you never even made it to Dalek Supreme.
Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.
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And that is why I am the Emperor and you never even made it to Dalek Supreme.Originally posted by Gold DalekIf I was a clever Dalek I could have added a strike through on the first point for emphasis
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I think you may have misunderstoodOriginally posted by AtWMinor point - the list is ordered in ascending order and since you have same first 3 letters (2. ), then letter 4 A is less than T, thus it should be:
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My suggestion was that item 2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.
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2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so
If I was a clever Dalek I could have added a strike through on the first point for emphasis
HTH
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