CUK Massive Exaggeration Club

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MarillionFan replied

5 January 2012, 15:56
People think I'm nice IRL.
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Mich the Tester replied

5 January 2012, 15:43
Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post

I'm in.

12.5 inches.

Originally posted by doodab View Post

You seemed taller at the christmas do.

Waiting for SM to respond 'you seemed tighter at the christmas do'.
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doodab replied

5 January 2012, 15:42
Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post

I'm in.

12.5 inches.

You seemed taller at the christmas do.
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Scrag Meister replied

5 January 2012, 15:39
I'm in.

12.5 inches.
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Mich the Tester replied

5 January 2012, 14:41
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

They are if they're caused by your nob slapping against it!

So your enormous willy is infected with the Staphylococcus Aureus bacteria?
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Doggy Styles replied

5 January 2012, 14:34
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Boils on your arse are not something to boast about.

They are if they're caused by your nob slapping against it!
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Mich the Tester replied

5 January 2012, 14:33
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

hang on...

No thanks, I wasn't holding it anyway.
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Mich the Tester replied

5 January 2012, 14:32
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

Mine is enormous.

Boils on your arse are not something to boast about.
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Doggy Styles replied

5 January 2012, 14:31
Mine is enormous.

Oh, hang on...
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Spacecadet replied

5 January 2012, 14:26
MarillionFan is hung like a hamster
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MarillionFan replied

5 January 2012, 13:56
Dimprawn is the cleverest poster in CUK General.
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Notascooby replied

5 January 2012, 13:53
I once managed to get 15 wagon wheels in my mouth at one time plus I can eat 10 jacobs crackers without fluids, within 1 minute.
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Mich the Tester replied

5 January 2012, 13:52
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I think this will be the bestest bestest bestest most bwilliant and amazing and thwilling of all the clubs

ftfy
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BrilloPad replied

5 January 2012, 13:51
i am nearly as rich as SG.
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SimonMac started a topic CUK Massive Exaggeration Club

5 January 2012, 13:51
CUK Massive Exaggeration Club

I think this will be the best of all the clubs
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