WTF! The inlaws and almost family have arrived for Xmas.

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Support Monkey replied

23 December 2011, 08:28
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.

Thats all you need, them all talking about your work, posting on contractorUk forum
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ThomasSoerensen replied

23 December 2011, 08:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.

So at least they got your memo about this years accepted conversational topics from you.
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Spacecadet replied

23 December 2011, 06:42
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Six people x 3 meals a day x £5 a meal = £90 a day. Enough to get a different hooker each night, eat out and get yourself a hotel room and be alone in peace and quiet.

£90 would get you a macdonalds meal, a travel lodge and AndyW's mum for company
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wim121 replied

23 December 2011, 00:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

Fricking retired people and spongers.

Ughhh how annoying. How is one supposed to watch porn with that many people around?

In a thread a while back about children, don't I recall correctly that you have charged children rent in the past?

If so, I see an opportunity for profit. Tell the old spongers they have some spare money since they have free bus passes, so they need to pay for their meals. Shake around your hat before every meal and get some money back.

Six people x 3 meals a day x £5 a meal = £90 a day. Enough to get a different hooker each night, eat out and get yourself a hotel room and be alone in peace and quiet.
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Ruprect replied

22 December 2011, 22:37
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Wot no in-law totty worth a drunken Christmas grope with?

going to be a long week!

GILF?
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Ruprect replied

22 December 2011, 22:36
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

Fricking retired people and spongers.

With you! I feel sorry for the poor b@stards!
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MarillionFan replied

22 December 2011, 22:32
My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.
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Troll replied

22 December 2011, 20:32
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Fricking retired people and spongers.

Wot no in-law totty worth a drunken Christmas grope with?

going to be a long week!
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zara_backdog replied

22 December 2011, 19:43
Originally posted by AtW View Post

They'll just invite MF to visit them next time

1. Refuse

2. Turn up drunk

3. Move

Failing that as a contractor - 2 weeks holiday skiing/cruise Come on MF grow a pair!
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AtW replied

22 December 2011, 19:40
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

Put them to work; cleaning, wrapping presents and cooking dinner - will not come again next year

They'll just invite MF to visit them next time
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zara_backdog replied

22 December 2011, 19:36
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

Fricking retired people and spongers.

Put them to work; cleaning, wrapping presents and cooking dinner - will not come again next year

Worked for me!

PS - if that fails I suggest Xmas down the pub
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AtW replied

22 December 2011, 19:32
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Did you not get the memo?!

Nope, I was too busy invoicing.

Well, it was a good call.
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TestMangler replied

22 December 2011, 19:30
Have they got 'Wayne' with them ?
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MarillionFan replied

22 December 2011, 19:28
Originally posted by AtW View Post

How is your sledge spekulating doing?

It's pretty warm December so far...

FFS! I said weeks ago I didn't buy any sledges as it was obvious it was going to be warm. Did you not get the memo?!
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AtW replied

22 December 2011, 19:27
How is your sledge spekulating doing?

It's pretty warm December so far...
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