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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    But us real life sex pests are welcome though?
    Welcome? You'll fit right in

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    It does provide a warm welcome, to everyone except fictional sex pests.
    But us real life sex pests are welcome though?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought that tpd provided a warm welcome for everyone?

    Maybe things have changed since I were a lad. Perhaps he could create a Wilmslow thread in LR for all his posts? How about "Life, the universe and everything according to Wilmslow"?
    It does provide a warm welcome, to everyone except fictional sex pests.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Oi! We don't want him either. He's better off in General. Specifically.
    I thought that tpd provided a warm welcome for everyone?

    Maybe things have changed since I were a lad. Perhaps he could create a Wilmslow thread in LR for all his posts? How about "Life, the universe and everything according to Wilmslow"?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you a member of the union they would make sure the management provided that free of charge.

    BTW Light relief was created for threads like this. Or why not just post it in tpd?
    Oi! We don't want him either. He's better off in General. Specifically.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Why are you talking to yourself?
    Because its the only way I get an intelligent conversation in general.

    Seriously - you are right. I should have known better than to try to talk any sort of common sense to Wilmslow or give him any unsubtle hints as to how to stop upsetting anyone.

    I am off to light relief.....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you a member of the union they would make sure the management provided that free of charge.

    BTW Light relief was created for threads like this. Or why not just post it in tpd?
    Why are you talking to yourself?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Pass the alka seltzer please……
    If you a member of the union they would make sure the management provided that free of charge.

    BTW Light relief was created for threads like this. Or why not just post it in tpd?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Don't forget your socks.

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic Oh heck……

    Oh heck……

    A Bradford curry, bottle of red wine, an evening with a bunny boiler, dodgy sleep in a hot hotel room, and a diary from hell today with prickly muppets is not a good mix.

    Pass the alka seltzer please……

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