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Previously on "Preparation is everything"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    This thread stinks.
    That's the least of the problems. This thread's about a 6ft1 15 stone Scotsman with shaven legs and a lycra leotard. Scary.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.

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  • MarillionFan
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    This thread stinks.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    *buzz*

    Repetition of piss

    (I think I have been drinking too much coffee)
    ftfy

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You are still forgetting the most important pee of all!

    Prior Preparation, Planning & a Pre-match Piss & Poo Prevents Piss Poor Performances.
    *buzz*

    Repetition of piss

    (I think I have been listing to way too much Just A Minute)

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You are still forgetting the most important pee of all!

    Prior Preparation, Planning & a Pre-match Piss & Poo Prevents Piss Poor Performances.
    Usually when I go for a poo the pee comes out for free anyway.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Every true sportsman knows there are 9 P's.

    Prior Preparation, Planning & a Pre-match Poo Prevents Piss Poor Performances.
    You are still forgetting the most important pee of all!

    Prior Preparation, Planning & a Pre-match Piss & Poo Prevents Piss Poor Performances.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    7 P

    Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performances
    Every true sportsman knows there are 9 P's.

    Prior Preparation, Planning & a Pre-match Poo Prevents Piss Poor Performances.

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  • Support Monkey
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    7 P

    Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performances
    Same difference

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Support Monkey View Post
    its the 6 P principle

    proper preperation prevents piss poor performance
    7 P

    Prior Preparation & Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performances

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  • Support Monkey
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    its the 6 P principle

    proper preperation prevents piss poor performance

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'd argue he's a world class Olympian and you are a fat bald IT contractor
    I disagree, he's not bald.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'd argue that's 630kg. He's a skinny ge't.

    I used to do 300kg and I'm a right chubber.
    I'd argue he's a world class Olympian and you are a fat bald IT contractor

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'd argue that's 630kg. He's a skinny ge't.

    I used to do 300kg and I'm a right chubber.
    He's about 6ft and 15 stone, most of which is legs. He's not skinny.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Early 20's I could do a lot on these machines. Recently. Oh my knees!
    <Baz Luhrmann>
    Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.
    </Baz Luhrmann>

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