No hot water!

[threaded]

I've noticed the first female walking about today in a flimsy cotton summer dress and sandals... nice

Apparently, due to the good weather, there are so many out on their bicycles today that the emergency services in Copenhagen and surrounding areas they've called on, have run out of ambulances to service all the accidents today...

As long as it's the rough ones I don't mind.

[Gold Dalek]

It's Kerching time for Cherie by the looks of it. The jug-eared incompetent twat gets to keep his job so the wide mouthed frog can coin it in later.

May I congratulate you on your accuracy in describing our first couple

[hyperD]

"Sun is shining in the sky, there ain't a cloud in sight...

For those that are truly in control of your business (or have taken a day off) - what an abolute scorcher. Been down the local for a nice bit of Guinness, done a Threaded and cycled while raising my fist at the blue rinses, fired off a few emails, cutting the grass now and making some home made bread and a BBQ for Mrs hyperD when she comes in for her mandatory "blazing row to get it off her chest" type thing.

Ah, global warming....

"Oi Tone! You're fired!"

[Mordac]

How many of those dangerous foreigners re-arrested will use Human Rights legislation to stop the deportation when the fuss has died down?

It's Kerching time for Cherie by the looks of it. The jug-eared incompetent twat gets to keep his job so the wide mouthed frog can coin it in later.

[Gold Dalek]

Careful now, Goldie. You aren't one of those dangerous foreigners Charles Clarke released are you?

A Daleks needs are many-fold

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How many of those dangerous foreigners re-arrested will use Human Rights legislation to stop the deportation when the fuss has died down?

[The Master]

Sap is definately rising... always had a soft spot for ripping off flimsy cotton dresses

Careful now, Goldie. You aren't one of those dangerous foreigners Charles Clarke released are you?

[Gold Dalek]

Is that your plunger or are you just happy to see her...

Sap is definately rising... always had a soft spot for ripping off flimsy cotton dresses

[Xenophon]

I've noticed the first female walking about today in a flimsy cotton summer dress and sandals... nice

Is that your plunger or are you just happy to see her...

[Gold Dalek]

There are alot of bees buzzing around today...

I've noticed the first female walking about today in a flimsy cotton summer dress and sandals... nice

[hyperD]

There are alot of bees buzzing around today...

[wobbegong]

Real Men (and Giant Alien Lizards) just break the ice on the pond & jump right in... bracing... as long as you avoid the heart attack induced by the thermal shock.

It's alright for you, you're cold blooded. As long as there's a rock in a sunny spot to lay on afterwards you're sorted.

[MrsGoof]

Real Men (and Giant Alien Lizards) just break the ice on the pond & jump right in... bracing... as long as you avoid the heart attack induced by the thermal shock.

reminds me of camping in Switzerland when I were a kid, despite it being summer the Ice on he top of the pool was very crisp as I was thrown in.

I had to make the most of it and not appear bothered by the cold so the prank fell flat, so ended up doing a few lengths before getting out.

[threaded]

Soft arse!

I notice no reference to your military days, or did you have piping hot water during your stint?

Being an officer, and as my men loved me so much, they always made sure I was in hot water.

[Churchill]

No hot water in the shower at the clients this morning! Had to make do with the stuff pumped, it felt, direct from the artic. Reminded me of boarding school.

Also reminds me of the latest story in the press about John Prescott

Soft arse!

I notice no reference to your military days, or did you have piping hot water during your stint?

[threaded]

No hot water in the shower at the clients this morning! Had to make do with the stuff pumped, it felt, direct from the artic. Reminded me of boarding school.

Also reminds me of the latest story in the press about John Prescott