[QUOTE=Wilmslow;1440232]You know when you shuffle about in your seat to let one off silently?
Mis-judged.
Thankfully only one guy clocked it.
What is your most embarrassing office moment?[/QUOTE]
Giving a girl from HR a wobbly knee job in the cupboard and pre-ejaculated on her skirt.
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Previously on "Damn – Let one rip"
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Getting caught masturbating in the main boardroom by the whole management team while dressed up in stockings and a black basque and having to say I was being filmed for a new Channel 4 comedy show.
How I got away with it I'll never know.
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There is a fella here who just lets em go, no concern of who is around or hears himOriginally posted by Wilmslow View PostYou know when you shuffle about in your seat to let one off silently?
Mis-judged.
Thankfully only one guy clocked it.
What is your most embarrassing office moment?
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Damn – Let one rip
You know when you shuffle about in your seat to let one off silently?
Mis-judged.
Thankfully only one guy clocked it.
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