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Previously on "Why do these girls..."

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've just been sacked.
    I've just applied for a gig in sweden.

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  • RobertRice
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    Bet they all stink of fish.
    Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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  • Bumfluff
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    Bet they all stink of fish.

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  • Clippy
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    Think I prefer the Swedish option: Swedish versus British Nightclubs

    *** Safeish for work ***

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  • RobertRice
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    Originally posted by RobertRice View Post
    I'll take no.3 - chunky.

    If no.3 is taken, I'll settle for no.4 - plenty to work with.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Sorry, having your bits cut off is not an option.


    Then I will go for the one on the right. 2 paper bags - I will wear one in case her's breaks. And I will need some Kamagra.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    But she looks like an alien. Probably related to SG.

    Personally I would rather have my bits cut off.
    Sorry, having your bits cut off is not an option.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Come on then, roll up, if you had to pick one (and only one!) to shag, which would it be? I think it would have to be the one with the little head because at least the rest of her body is okay.
    But she looks like an alien. Probably related to SG.

    Personally I would rather have my bits cut off.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Come on then, roll up, if you had to pick one (and only one!) to shag, which would it be? I think it would have to be the one with the little head because at least the rest of her body is okay.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


    Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

    The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'
    The tattoos on the leg(s) of the one on the left make it look like she has varicose veins.

    (Is the one in red under some sort of 'head shrinking' curse? The phrase 'everyone likes a little head' is not appliccable here!)

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  • RobertRice
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post


    Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

    The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'
    I'll take no.3 - chunky.

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  • billybiro
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent.
    The Only Way Is Essex

    Is Essex in the north?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.
    Haven't you ever played "pull a pig"? These ladies are the contestants.

    HTH

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  • ChrisPackit
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    Ohh ******* hell! How come my wife always ends up on these photos in the paper

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  • RSoles
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    The one on the left can't run very fast.
    She's been graffitti'd by midgets.

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