What sort of flats would you go for?

[oracleslave]

Out of those choices, animal print FTW.

[Sysman]

Gladiator?

Only works with a good tan, and it helps if you have Scandinavian looks.

[KentPhilip]

two-bedroom?

[mudskipper]

Such a bewildering choice.

Gladiator?



Tartan?



Animal print?



Sensible?



New shoes, new shoes,
Red and pink and blue shoes.
Tell me, what would you choose,
If they'd let us buy?

Buckle shoes, bow shoes,
Pretty pointy-toe shoes,
Strappy, cappy low shoes;
Let's have some to try.

Bright shoes, white shoes,
Dandy-dance-by-night shoes,
Perhaps-a-little-tight shoes,
Like some? So would I.

BUT
Flat shoes, fat shoes,
Stump-along-like-that shoes,
Wipe-them-on-the-mat shoes,
That's the sort they'll buy.