I thought this was old news. I'm bored of chubby chasing now, they don't run fast enough and I'm not all that interested in catching them anyway.
My diplomatic excuse for rejecting any dates with fat birds that friends have tried to set me up with in the past has been:
"You shouldn't need viagra to shag your own bird, let me know if she ever stops stuffing her face, there's probably a fit bird trying to get out".
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Britain leads the way
BBC News - UK women are 'fattest in Europe'UK women are 'fattest in Europe'
The UK has more obese women than any other country in Europe, according to European Union figures.
Data agency Eurostat, which looked at 19 countries, found nearly a quarter of UK women - 23.9% - were recorded as being obese in the year 2008 to 2009.
Just over 22% of UK men were classed as obese, coming second only to Malta.
Well done ladies, and men, let's show the girls we can do it too.
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