Students!

[TimberWolf]

I bet it was part of some sort of sex game.

Yeah, some sort of sex game from which she is prevented from joining, especially in negotiating doorways.

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Derby student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters

I bet it was part of some sort of sex game.

[Aman]

This is what happens when tertiary education becomes open to all. Working class students simply can't keep up with wealthier posho horsey students.

[MarillionFan]

They're for clothes?

Beef curtains?

[darmstadt]

Quite a lot of people die falling out of bed, especially when they are higher than a clothes horse.

Thanks for that, I'm always falling out of bed so now I'm expecting to find myself dead on the floor one morning.

[wobbegong]

Bit of a bummer for the other students who wanted to dry their clothes too.

<Viz Top Tip>
Students, if entangled in the house clothes horse for over an hour thus depriving your housemates of the chance to dry their clothes, as you're clearly a beef-witted dullard, simply extend your arms sideways to make a super impromptu clothes airer.
</Viz Top Tip>

[TimberWolf]

Bit of a bummer for the other students who wanted to dry their clothes too.

[TimberWolf]

Quite a lot of people die falling out of bed, especially when they are higher than a clothes horse.

[MarillionFan]

I bloody hate students.

[wobbegong]

BBC News - Derby student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters

Leaving aside the obvious question of how do you become entagled in a clothes horse by falling out of bed, I can't help but wonder what subject this intellectual giant is studying. Trapped for over an hour!!

It has to be meedja studies!

[CheeseSlice]

I would usually say they're quite dangerous, having almost sliced off a finger on a number of occasions by accidentally unhinging a fully loaded one. Getting a finger trapped is one thing, however this is just ridiculous!

How could she even get her head in, if she can't get it out again?

[alreadypacked]

A University of Derby student had to be cut free by firefighters after being trapped in a clothes horse for more than an hour

Miss Morgan, who is originally from North Wales, had fallen off the bed

BBC News - Derby student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters