A tin of tomatoes

[EternalOptimist]

its not funny man.


me ribs are sticking out. You could play me like a xylaphone

[Cliphead]

I don't know how you guys manage to gain weight by eating a tin of tomatoes. You must be missing out on mentioning the part where you are stuffing yourself with cakes and battered eggs during the rest of the day.

[TimberWolf]

I don't know how you guys manage to gain weight by eating a tin of tomatoes. You must be missing out on mentioning the part where you are stuffing yourself with cakes and battered eggs during the rest of the day.

[northernladyuk]

look lady. I am starving
i am a big bloke and all i have had all day is a tin of tomatoes and a little fckng oxo cube.

My @rse is snapping at my chair.

Now. What were you saying?

is the 70 quid going spare?

[EternalOptimist]

After 10 cans of fozzies, are you sure you can tell the difference?

She's a bit pushy , that one

[mudskipper]

I fell for this once, in an alley in Liverpool.


I'm not 100% that you are actually a woman of the female persuasion

After 10 cans of fozzies, are you sure you can tell the difference?

[EternalOptimist]

How sure do you like to be?

look lady. I am starving
I am a big bloke and all I have had all day is a tin of tomatoes and a little fckng oxo cube.

my @rse is snapping at my chair.

now. what were you saying?

[northernladyuk]

I fell for this once, in an alley in Liverpool.


I'm not 100% that you are actually a woman of the female persuasion

How sure do you like to be?

[EternalOptimist]

If you've got an extra 70 quid, spare time on your hand and a need for exercise, drop me a PM.

I fell for this once, in an alley in Liverpool.


I'm not 100% that you are actually a woman of the female persuasion

[northernladyuk]

I cant remember if I mentioned, but I started working from home last week.

Obviously this means big changes, I save 70£ a week on petrol, have to pay the missus for heating etc.

But the biggest change is in my exercise. I have an extra 2 hours a day to sit around boozing, plus I lose my daily 3 mile walk for lunch

so I have to think about my figure. Today I have had 2 small bits of toast and a tin of tomatoes with an oxo cube in


plus ten cans of fozzies

If you've got an extra 70 quid, spare time on your hand and a need for exercise, drop me a PM.

[EternalOptimist]

Similar, I had tomato sandwiches today since I'm dieting. Just about to open a 2nd bottle of vino.

I might have 1 day food
1 day without food.


tomorrow, I will have 1/2 pound of smoked gammon, fried with cheese, plus 2 big cups of strong coffee


followed by ten cans of fozzies

[Cliphead]

I cant remember if I mentioned, but I started working from home last week.

Obviously this means big changes, I save 70£ a week on petrol, have to pay the missus for heating etc.

But the biggest change is in my exercise. I have an extra 2 hours a day to sit around boozing, plus I lose my daily 3 mile walk for lunch

so I have to think about my figure. Today I have had 2 small bits of toast and a tin of tomatoes with an oxo cube in


plus ten cans of fozzies

Similar, I had tomato sandwiches today since I'm dieting. Just about to open a 2nd bottle of vino.

[EternalOptimist]

I cant remember if I mentioned, but I started working from home last week.

Obviously this means big changes, I save 70£ a week on petrol, have to pay the missus for heating etc.

But the biggest change is in my exercise. I have an extra 2 hours a day to sit around boozing, plus I lose my daily 3 mile walk for lunch

so I have to think about my figure. Today I have had 2 small bits of toast and a tin of tomatoes with an oxo cube in


plus ten cans of fozzies