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Aye S1
Nostalgia aside - I must confess that we may in fact well see the UK join the Euro -this is due to the catasrophic impact on the British Banking Sector coupled with the sheer determination of the Germans that the Euro will not fail - yes its a hell of a job and Cameron has to make a very very tough choice - ultimatelly the Banks will deicde - perhps the fallout will end Camerons leasdership ... but all said and done ... what the Banks want - they get.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 20 November 2011, 16:51.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostKeriste I feel patriotic
More Alfred, more
I don't want to join the Euro
I don't want to bail them out
I'd rather hang around Piccadilly Underground
Living of the earnings of a high class lady
I don't want a banker up me arsehole
I don't want me assets shot away
I'd rather be in England
Merry merry England
And fornicate my ******' life away (cor blimey)
Monday I touched her on the ankle
Tuesday I touched her on the knee
On Wednesday I confess I lifted up her dress
On Thursday I saw it (cor blimey)
Friday I put my hand upon it
Saturday she gave my balls a twist
And Sunday after supper I rammed me ****er up her
And now I'm paying twenty quid a week (cor blimey)
I don't want to join the Euro.
I don't want to go to Bonn.
I'd rather hang around Piccadilly Underground,
Living on the earnings of a high born lady.
I don't need no Frenchy women,
London's full of girls I never had.
I want to stay in Blighty, Lord Gawd Almighty,
Following in the footsteps of me dad.(eo)
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Who do you tkink - you are kidding Mrs Merkel
If you think Old Sterlings Done ...
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys to make you think again
Mr Briown - with a frown
said No to your Euro
And Caneron -with a grin
Will never let us down
So - Who do you tkink - you are kidding Mrs Merkel
If you think Old Sterlings Done ..Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 20 November 2011, 16:09.
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Europe to explode in 60 seconds
Proving once and for all the sceptics were right. Oh how silly we were not to have listened to them. That's us told.
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