Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.
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Guest repliedRe: advice
You've been a very dirty girl and you need a good washing ... something along those lines? 8)
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Guest repliedadvice
> The client would have to give me one hell of a rate hike for me to consider that
:lol
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Guest repliedRe: advice
The colleague is a 'him'. The client would have to give me one hell of a rate hike for me to consider that :rolleyesSleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.
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Guest repliedadvice
> How to diplomatically tell a colleague that they need to wash and use a deodorant?
Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.
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Guest repliedDid you use it Xoggy?Another contractor sent him a can of deodorant in the post.
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Guest repliedContact HR apparently they are trained to deal with such situations
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Guest repliedWe had a bloke with that problem. Another contractor sent him a can of deodorant in the post.
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Guest repliedBag of old clams?Was it BO, or...
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Guest repliedWas it BO, or...My female manager had a BO problem on a recent contract. I wimped out of saying anything.
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Guest repliedGet your line manager to sort it out.
That's what they're paid for.
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Guest repliedMy female manager had a BO problem on a recent contract. I wimped out of saying anything.
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Guest repliedAh, dear old DP, your wit and wisdom never cease to amaze me. In fact you're second only to MF in that area...
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Guest repliedWhat you stank and the interviewer asked you how often you washed?I was once asked this question at an interview
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Guest repliedHow about "Have a wash you smelly bastard!"
BTW, I was once asked this question at an interview!
Spod - In "I got the contract" mode!
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Guest repliedHow about - I really don't want to offend or upset you but I think you may have a bit of a personal hygiene problem - I know what it is like in this hot weather but maybe a different deodorant would help. If that doesn't work - vomit on them.
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